Sorry, Chris!

However, you’ll note that this is not a complete chip.  It is a mere fragment.  Everyone knows that chip, cookie, and cracker fragments do not count as food, nor do they have calories.  It’s totally some kind of weird rule of science or something, and it is one of the reasons why, whenever I reach [...]

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I am tired of titles

I have been working on this two pounder of strawberries for most of the day:

I could eat this whole thing, easy, but I am trying to use self-control because I’m not sure my stomach would enjoy two pounds of strawberries as much as my mouth would.  I probably had eight or nine though.  Maybe 15.  [...]

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Bonne Maman is lying to me

I am including lunch today as an extra special bonus.  Get excited.

It’s a salad.  But not just any salad.  No.  This is a pear and goat cheese salad.  The pear was a little iffy – borderline rotten, I’ll admit – but this still tasted good because goat cheese tastes good and I would eat it [...]

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Strawberries are my favorite

When we went grocery shopping last night, I bought my favorite kind of strawberry jam:

This stuff is so good.  It’s kind of a problem.  I keep sticking a spoon into it, and sometimes my finger, and okay, maybe my tongue.
Just once though.  I swear.
I usually don’t buy it because I try to stick to the [...]

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Bubbly

I have decided that I am going to be one of those people who drinks seltzer.  Because let’s face it, there are two kinds of people in this world, people who drink seltzer and people who drink plain old tap water.  I’m crossing over.  I’m going to start saying things like, “Sparkling, please” in restaurants [...]

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Cereal is an addictive substance

I had a somewhat traumatic lunch today.  I really, really, really wanted a smoothie, but someone forgot to fill the ice cube tray after she made herself an iced coffee yesterday.
Okay.  It was me.  I hate myself.
So, with one ice cube and a fridge full of complete nonsense, I decided to have my snack first [...]

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Chocolate covered strawberries

Well, kind of.  Snacks this afternoon where a chocolate chip z bar:

And about six strawberries:

Okay, so not really chocolate covered strawberries.  But I kind of alternated bites, because I’m clever like that, and it tasted pretty damn good.
And much healthier than the Snickers bar that I almost bought on the way home from work.

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I’m a late bloomer

The two pounds of strawberries I bought at Trader Joe’s the other day were starting to go bad, so I had to eat them all this afternoon:

It was a tough job, but I think I handled the pressure rather well.
Tonight a few friends and I are going to see Sex and The City.  I know.  [...]

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Sundays make me sad

I can’t believe tomorrow is Monday.  Blah.
So I woke up with a massive hangover from last night…too many vodka sodas, birthday shots…yikes.  This always leads to fourth meal, but Chris said that during the cab ride home, I announced that I was going “straight to bed.”  Normally I just say I’m not going to have [...]

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Quickie

Couple of snacks:

Yes, more grapes.

The fig jam with some whole wheat pretzels.  Multiply this by two.  I never should have started, but I was hungry and I’m not sure when I’m going to eat dinner.  I’m going to a gallery crawl on the LES tonight.  I much prefer bar crawls, but…

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