I think I mentioned that it is very hot here. The weatherman says that we are pushing 98º but I would say it is closer to 150º.
This is a problem for me because I accidentally bought teen deodorant. It is Degree brand, but I know that it is teen deodorant because it has a sparkly sticker on the cap that says “OMG! So Cool!”
It also says “Teen Formula” right on the label, which I clearly did not read.
Unfortunately for me (and those around me), my body has laughed in the face of this “teen formula.” I take a shower, get dressed, and by the time I get to the train, I’m a mess. It is not very lady-like.
Needless to say, I decided to skip my misto this morning and get a tall mocha light frappuccino instead:
I resisted the urge to rub the cold cup all over my body, so it didn’t help with the sweating, but it tasted good.
That does sound good right now. I might have to walk over to our Starbucks and get one. It’s around 100 here in Florida so I definitely understand your pain. Stupid heat.
Yep, the humidity is what is making our temperatures feel even HOTTER these days – it’s terrible!! I think I actually want the snow to come back (okay, now I’ve gone mad, haha).
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm now i want a frappucino. i’ll rub its icyness all over my body and then maybe if it’s lucky, drink it.
Woah, does it seriously say “OMG! So Cool!”?
If so, that makes me laugh, but also a little sad…
I would have just rubbed the thing all over myself anyway. After all, you’re already smelly and sweaty so why not just look crazy too?
Right?
haaaaaa
ew. subway platform in the heat. super uber ew. standing there i probably would have rubbed it all over. it’s the only relief on summer subway platforms.
LOL
LMAO
And other dumb shit.
Lauren -
Yeah, I feel bad for you florida people.
VG –
No snow!
Anne –
Don’t abuse the frap.
Jenn –
It does.
Kristen –
That’s true. I wouldn’t even be the craziest person in the subway.
Emma –
Don’t laugh at my teeny bopper deodorant.
Betsy –
Meanwhile you’re relaxing on Metro North.
Chris –
FOTFL. Isn’t that one?
haha
i wear man deodorant. sometimes i get a whiff of it and think i’m on a date but really its just me. smelling like a man.
except that it was 2 hours late yesterday and 1 hour late today. not so fun then.
this post is just a firm reminder as to why i wear old spice. i still sweat a lot, but at least it smells like a big, sweaty man, rather than a sweaty teenbopper.
You are hilarious. Your posts always crack me up.
I think Teen Deodorant is a great excuse to treat yourself to an iced coffee! Every day!
Kootz –
Ha! Now that’s funny. Maybe you’re not actually on a date because you smell like a man? Just something to think about.
Betsy –
Now that totally sucks. I’m sorry.
Allie –
Old spice huh? What’s wrong with smelling like a sweaty woman?
Erica –
Thank you.
Ashley –
I did, too! Obviously. And because I’m cheap I will have to continue wearing the teeny bopper deodorant which means that I may have iced coffees every day.
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